make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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