This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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