i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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