READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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