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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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