I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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