Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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