is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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