I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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