nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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