you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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