So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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