nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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