No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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