Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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