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I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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