I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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