just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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