Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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