So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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