The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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