he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
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