What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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