I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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