What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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