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Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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