I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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