If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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