Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Randomize
