I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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