I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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