After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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