i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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