I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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