btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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