lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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