Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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