I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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