He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
