Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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