it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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