Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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