so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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