I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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