I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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