If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
