her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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