Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
