Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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