uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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