So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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