I wanna bring you to show and tell
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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